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I either want the highest form of love or nothing at all. I enjoy my own company, so I don’t mind being alone.
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saturdaynightbigcocksalaryman:
no offense but if u just straight up drink milk then I will never listen to a word u say to me
lmfaoo
(via taint3edcakes)
Common male phrases
“Chill”
“You’re talking about boys because men…”
“Without me?”
“Huh?”
“And then what though?”
“That’s why you’re going to be alone forever.”
“Men don’t like it when…”
“Literally I’ve never seen that happen before so it’s not true.”
“It’s not this deep.”“White girls evolving bruh”
“Sit down somewhere”
“So it’s like that? *Lip smack* Woooooooowwwwwww”
“Fuck you, bitch! You ugly anyways!”
“Bitches aint shit”
“Females…”
I must be a different breed lol. I only say “chill” and “It’s not that deep tbh” and its usually not over the type of situations these are likely corresponding towards.
“I must be a different breed.”
“I’m not like other guys.”
“I’m different.”
“Fuck them. Don’t compare them to me I’m my own man.”Don’t forget the “it be like that sometimes” 😂
“Crazy smh”
“ you just tripping ”
“ you deadass ? Smh ”
“ I’m not them other niggas ”“You need to stop fucking with those fuck niggas”
“Why it gotta be all like that?”
“Wassup bighead?”
“You tryna chill or what?”‘ why you look so mean ?’
’ you got a man ?’
‘ he ( don’t ) let you have friends ?’“You should smile more.”
“Watch out.”“I didn’t lie, I just didn’t tell you that part”
“So wazzup what you tryna do”
“Damn so I can’t touch you?”
“You gone let me spend the night?”
“What we eating?”
“Ima come fuck with you”
“Your boy friend ain’t me tho”
“Just let me play with it”
“Just put your mouth on it”
“That’s why I be cheating cuz…”Wait I thought “what we eating was a good thing” 😭 .. I ask that shit all the time .
“I’m not trying to hurt you”
“Well we can just be friends”
“What you mean? We ARE friends?”
“I’m not looking for anything”So much hurt in this post.
“Why you so hurt ma?”
“So much hurt in this post.”
“Women be so hurt.”
Sometimes I don’t think men realize how important intimacy is before sex. Yeah like I know we are gonna fuck. But sometimes I wanna lay with you and make out and just have you touch me all over and slip a hand between my legs for a while so that after its all over I can think of the way your hands scorched across my skin. I wont ever forget.
(via taint3edcakes)